Monday, November 26, 2007

Tit jobs and shit bombs

First of all, let me say that's my sister's intervention went well on Sunday. We all went out to lunch at Red Robin and then went back to her house to talk. I thought she gonna be a huge bitch about it, but she was really receptive and it was encouraging. She has an appt. tonight with a psychologist and then another at some (soon) later date with a psychiatrist to discuss the alcolohism and asess her mental state and determine the right rehab for her. I hope it'll be an in-patient 24 hour a day type of thing, for her sake so she can better.

OK, tit jobs...

My sister used to have mini muffin top tits and then one day around the beginning of the year I ghuess I saw her and noticed they were huge (for her). I didn;t want to come right out and ask her, so I asked my Mom who predictably said she had no idea (of course she knew, and I knew better). Then when we went back for my cousin's wedding several of my cousin's remarked on it.

Well...tonight I call my brother just to see what's up and we are discussing the intervention and whatnot and he tells me that the other day he got a call from her and she was drunk and she says, "So you know I got a boob job, right?"

Classic Kimberley, spilling her guts when she's trashed.

Shit bombs...

My friend Chrissy and I were sort of having a potty time convo and she told me about what happened to her Friday night. Apparently, every time she eats spaghetti she gets sick. Well, she went over to a friends house to drop off her dogs and was invited to stay for dinner...which was spaghetti. Well, she figured she'd be fine, since it doesn;t happen every time..... So they ate and went to Happy Harry's to do some shopping and she starts getting a pain. She ended up having to take her friend's car back to the house (since the store's bathroom was out of order) and taking a huge shit.

Well, she drives back to the store and is trying to pick out wrapping paper and she gets another pain. So she finally gets back to the house again and runs in the bathroom and is making all this noise, farting and shitting, and one of her pugs busts the door open and she's in the bathroom with the door open.

She said it was so embarassing because her friend's husband heard everything and SMELLED it later and etc., and she'd kill me if she knew I wrote about it haha

Oh well ;)

1 comment:

Gabriel said...

Hmmm.... guess I'm gonna have to start commentin now, or I'll be referred to as a bitch by a gay guy!! (shich in my book is so far down that you're lookin up at the bottom!! ;P lol)

Anyway...
I'm glad the interevention went well and that she was open to it!! Just hope that the rest of the "treatment" goes well too!!
When it comes to her boob job, well, I'm not even gonna comment on that!! (straight) guys are always called pigs (or worse) when commentin on womens bodies...

LMAO!! Loved the shit bombs part!! But I have to say that if you'd written that about me (on the Internet I might add!!) I'd be pretty pissed!!

Can't wait til your next add!!