Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter bo beaster banana fana fo FEASTER!

Blogmonkeys,

I honestly don't think I'm exxagerating when I say that I could feed all of North America with the Easter feast that has been prepared today. It's INSANE!

Must go and be a good daddy/host but wanted to wish all blogolites a Happy Easter!

Easter blog forthcoming!

*love*

-DB (Bri)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Temptation Island

Blogger kids, I need to vent.

In the last week and a half 8 of my exes and/or my past sexual partners and/or fuckbuddies have run into me (6) or called me (2) and half of them have hit on me and/or thrown themselves at me and the other half looked hot as fiznuck.

I'm saying...I'm a good boy, I'm the poster child for fidelity, but I also feel like I'm walking around with a friggin' permaboner. And aside from that, ever since Cesar moved in I feel like a 14-year-old. Cesar actually requested a rest tonight haha, he's so sore.

Oh my god, this is not what I'd normally blog about...

Basically, I'm always horny, I don't do well at all if I have to go much time without sex, but lately it's worse than normal. And all the ghosts from my sexual past are not helping!

This blog really has no point...I just needed to write a blog. I hope the soccer Moms are not offended. After all, sex happens :)